Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Dragonwagon Regional, Second Round, Part 2

That's Monsterville Horton IV. And here are some things we have learned about him:

Monsterville Horton, IV grew up in the San Francisco Bay Area and was introduced to the exciting world of wine at the young age of seven.

His career to date has included sommelier, wine consultant, wine educator/lecturer, wine buyer and wine judge.

He has been privileged to visit, study and live in every major wine region in the world and has taught wine education and appreciation in both Europe and North America.

As one of only 135 Certified Wine Educators in the world, Monsterville has proven to possess one of the best palates on the planet.

Monsterville believes that great wine is not simple; however, it's not inscrutable either.


What we have not been able to determine:

The provenance of his name.

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No. 14 Dr. Loveday Conquest: University of Washington Professor, Aquatic & Fishery Sciences/Center for Quantitative Science
No. 11 Monsterville Horton IV: Houston wine salesman.



No. 7 Rev. Demon Sox: Lutheran minister, retired.

No. 2 Taco B.M. Monster: Dutch pharmacoepidemiologist.

18 comments:

MikeSaysNo said...

I am refraining from voting in the taco bm monster/rev. demon sox matchup. To choose one over the other would be like choosing one of my children over the other. It just cannot be done.

Mike said...

Can we just mention that one of Taco B.M. Monster's co-authors on that publication is Lolkje T.W. de Jong-van den Berg? What in the heck kind of name is that? Lolkje T.W. de Jong-van den Berg... is ridiculous.

But, of course, Taco wins this match-up and the entire tournament. TACO MONSTER!!!!

Bea said...

This must be the hardest pair of match ups! I am so sorry Dr Loveday Conquest but I could not vote for you!

Adam said...

Let's be honest....the seeding here is criminal. How MHIV and Dr. TBMM can face each other this yearly is an outrage. This is a Championship caliber matchup or at least a final four. SHAME ON YOU HIGH COMMITTEE!!!

Caleb said...

You totally ruined my monsterville fantasy.

Since he was the 4th, I pictured this long dynasty of monsterville hortons.

Like Lt. Dan in Forrest Gump, I pictured one Monsterville fighting in every American major battle. It didn't quite line up with numbers, but still.

Ben said...

Good God, next contest please!

Adam said...

This is turning into the Jarndyce v. Jarndyce of brackets.

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Elkminster said...

Hey, everyone... are you guys all psyched up for NOTY 2012? I think it starts pretty soon. I can't wait for the match-ups!

racksjunk said...

My office pool has completely lost interest at this point. Way to kill the enthusiasm.

Elkminster said...

Yep... our office pool has completely fizzled as well. It's unreal how slow this thing goes. We've been talking about starting up a new one where we'll actually complete the voting and tournament within a reasonable timeframe (within 3 or 4 weeks, instead of the 3 or 4 months that this thing takes, for no discernible reason).

Sam said...

you guys are aware that there are about a thousand people would put this up for you guys in a timely fashion? There are a lot of you on the high committee, can't ONE of you make time to post?

Adam said...

I smell a mutiny on the HMS Noty.

Sommy said...

The NOTY high committee sure is taking their sweet time with this. Not really sure why, since we all know that Taco BM Monster is going to be the winner. Sure, Taco is a 2-seed, but that's intentional.

Tim said...

I can't wait until we get to see the 2012 bracket in about 4 years.

The Velvet Milkman said...

I'm about ready to give up unless they decide to start posting more than once every fortnight.

BFJ said...

Annnnd...bookmark is deleted. Way to ruin a great tradition, fellas.

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