No. 14 Heidi Hohl: She's a real-estate agent!
No. 11 Delector Durley Jr.: He's a Leatherneck!
No. 7 Jadeveon Clowney: Mr. Football in South Carolina.
No. 2 Madz Negro: "Negro Leaves Health Troubles in Dust"
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