Here we go with the second round. Four match-ups. Four separate votes—all within this post, so keep scrolling down.
Will Destiny’s destiny be derailed? Does Firm Dinkins have anything left after a thrilling opening-round game? Can Weekendfer Saurit stop the on-fire Urban Couch? And which underdog advances—the made-up Spaceman Africa or the NSFW Silky Labie? Vote.
No. 1 Destiny Frankenstein v. No. 8 Thankgod Amaefule
Destiny Frankenstein: Crushed Maurkice Pouncey in the first round. Told us in a recent email that she wants to win the whole thing.
Thankgod Amaefule: Outpolled Yourhighness Morgan's cousin by 2-to-1 margin. Will need divine intervention.
No. 5 Firm Dinkins v. No. 4 Perfect EnglebergerFirm Dinkins: Montana college student eked out remarkable first-round win over No. 12 Dom Perignon Champagne. Now faces vanquished opponent's mother.
Perfect Engleberger: Took out Othello Cheeks handily. Playing for entire family.No. 14 Urban Couch v. No. 6 Weekendfer Saurit
Urban Couch: Surprisingly easy win over Georgia tailback Knowshon Moreno. Party time in Morgantown.
Weekendfer Saurit: 57 percent-43 percent winner over Jabu Lovelace. Commenter Jesse says he went to school with the high-school football player. Thanks for sharing, Jesse!
No. 10 Spaceman Africa v. No. 15 Silky Labie
Spaceman Africa: We had Da'Veed Dildy in the first round. The people disagreed.
Silky Labie: Down goes Auriantal! Down goes Auriantal!
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