Week Two of the 2008 NOTY Tournament opens with a going-both-ways homage to bad music and an always-excellent contrast of first and last names. Enjoy.
2008 NOTY First Round: Sithole Regional
No. 6 Metallica Tomaro: Swedish baby whose parents fought the law to name her for American heavy-metal group. Kind of how we felt about the band: Metallica? Tomorrow.
No. 11 Johnny Moustache: Seychelles soccer player got on ballot over footballers including Norman Conquest and Bongo Christ. How? Porn-name allure and fond memories of NOTY legends Johnny Dickshot (1998, 4th place) and Johnny Economy (1996, 11th place).
3 comments:
My son was in preschool last fall with a girl named Metallica Heeman and her younger brother Jaymz.
Still gotta vote for Horse Dick, though.
Sorry...I got my matchups confused...Johnny Moustache gets the nod...
How in the name of every deity on the planet did Bongo Christ not get in?
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