Final Standings: 1996

1. Honka Monka 46 points (7 first-place votes)
2. Rod Cockshut 31 (3)
3. Shula Hula 28 (1)
4. Mummenschontz Bitterbeetle 22 (2)*
5. Ndabaningi Sithole 12
5. Stylish Willish 12
7. Justice Suing 7
8. Esther Sylvester 6
9. DeJuan Wheat 4
9. Lloyd Mangaroo 4
11. Johnny Economy 1
12. God Shammgod 0

*Mummenschontz Bitterbeetle was a write-in candidate because the NOTY Committee apparently forgot that he was the reigning Name of the Year. He was INVALIDATED in 2006.